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Post by Cian on Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:03 am

New Simpson's Quote thread.

"Save me Jebus!"


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Re: Simpson's Thread

Post by Amber Lamps on Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:30 am

Good episode, the missionary one.

"...so I says to mabel, I says..."
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Post by igowaydowntown on Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:43 pm

I don't even BELIEVE in jebus!!

This is the perfect thread to start this new forum. Well done.
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Post by Admin on Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:12 pm

Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgzC-l_lmUU

Post by punk_kid666 on Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:08 pm

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
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Post by rossiscool on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:19 pm

Lionel Hutz is dead, say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
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Post by Cian on Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:17 am

punk_kid666 wrote:Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

That's fucking epic.
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Post by Amber Lamps on Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:39 am

Burns: So, who's ready to kick some Christian keister?

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Re: Simpson's Thread

Post by punk_kid666 on Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:08 pm

now what do you have too wash that awefull taste outta my mouth
Mountain dew or crab juice
blahh eww jeeze i'll take a crab juice
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Post by rossiscool on Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:25 pm

I've fought in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer!
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Re: Simpson's Thread

Post by DimmingLight on Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:37 pm

"if you're going to get made every time i do something stupid, i guess i am just gonna have to stop doing stupid things!"

"I even read the Bible, and talk about a preachy book! EVERYONE'S A SINNER! except this guy..."
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Post by Cian on Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:41 pm

Cool Moe D SImpson!

"God is my favorite fictional character"

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Post by igowaydowntown on Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:51 pm

"Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder" will never, ever get old.
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Post by DimmingLight on Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:16 pm

igowaydowntown wrote:"Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder" will never, ever get old.

GO BANANA!!!
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Post by DimmingLight on Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:19 pm

oh, and my title

thank you, Cian
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Post by rossiscool on Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:38 am

Beer, now theres a temporary solution.
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Post by igowaydowntown on Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:41 am

Greetings, friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? If so, send $1 to "happy dude"
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Post by Amber Lamps on Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:00 am

Bart: They hanged him for murder and buried him in an unmarked grave. When they came back the next day, the whole cemetery was missing!

Yokel child: Hey, you're one of those funny people with a big, crazy nose!
Krusty: A clown?
Yokel child: No, a j--
Krusty: Joker! That's right. And I'm not a practicing Joker so I'm not that offended.

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Post by DimmingLight on Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:05 pm

igowaydowntown wrote:Greetings, friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? If so, send $1 to "happy dude"

one dollar for eternal happiness... hmmm, I'd be happier with the dollar.
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Re: Simpson's Thread

Post by Cian on Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:20 am

"Marge, is Lisa at Camp Grenada?"

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Post by DimmingLight on Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:45 pm

"you have my pills! I'm cold... and there are wolves chasing me."
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Post by Cian on Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:46 pm

"It was the best of times, it was the...BLURST OF TIMES! YOU STUPID MONKEY"

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Post by igowaydowntown on Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:01 am

"tastes like burning!!"
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Post by Cian on Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:12 am

"You know what you need to do laddy; burn em! BURN EM ALL!"

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Post by igowaydowntown on Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:23 am

Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace ’accidentally’ with ’repeatedly’ and replace ’dog’ with ’son.
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